What types of literary coldcuts are on offer from this word butcher? Er… wait, that doesn’t sound flattering at all. What I mean to say is, if you’re wondering what types of writing services I offer – and what I’m working on at the moment – here’s the place to see it all at a glance.

Edit, Aug 2015: Yeah, yeah. There used to be more info here. But it was ridiculously out of date and I haven’t time to update it at the moment because, frankly, I’m too busy writing books. If I feel like updating at some point, so be it, but for now just assume that I’m working on another story and that it’s super awesome and you definitely want to read it someday. Agreed? Agreed. Cool, cool, cool.